steph

Can't resist Mesquite, i'm in Spokane and I'm going back. Life's been crazy. I've got a boyfriend these days and I'm crazy about him. I love this apartment, like the state, don't like the city, hate the job. Kiona had cancer and at the recommendation of three vets, I had her put to sleep on August 20. Rest in peace, my love. lizblackdog, I love your Spike posts more than anything now, whether I'm commenting or not.

I am still alive, if you can believe it.

Wall-E is way cute. I work in the Walmart photo lab now, I'm not a cashier, I love it so. My town is ridiculous. For the first time, including nights and early mornings, in three months, it's only 77 degrees. Catch? 89% humidity!

I'm moving to where there are seasons, though. There's this lovely city I'm sure you've heard of, Spokane, Washington. It's beautiful, with seasons. The sales tax is crazy, but no income, and, hey, Canada! Kiki senses there is something going on, and she's driving me nuts lately, but oh my god, that dog is amazing. She drinks water like it's going out of style, she can go through 6 bowls a day. Which is part of what's driving me nuts.

Anyway, plans for Spokane are as such: transfer Walmarts, work a lot, get a second & maybe even third job, go to school.

Oh, and my sister is married now!

I am ridiculously excited. Dogfood is on sale, the 40lb bags are $14.00 less than usual, and I have a $5 off coupon, so I have 80lbs of dogfood for the price of 50lbs.

Unfortunately, I can't pick it up, as I've had a god awful case of sciatica for the past 2 weeks. I can't walk the dog, I can't bend over, this is the first time I've sat down in a week & a half. I need to get a cortisone shot in my back and eventually I'm going to need some hardcore physical therapy.

But! Dog food is on sale, and I'm still alive.

Current Mood: optimistic

As for my last entry this is the Sammy with the rank farts that don't smells as bad as my medicine. I'm fostering the little beast. She is crazy, she's driving the cats and the Keek crazy, she tears up trash, poops on the rug, eats ribbons, chases her tail, catches it, and keeps running in circles.

I love puppies <3

Christ on a pogo stick, FUCK sinus infections. Yeah, my ear is killing me so bad that I'd rather my head explode. And that REALLY SUCKS. But. I have to take this antibiotic, and I swear they smell worse than Sammie farts, but I just took one, and I burped. With my mouth open. And it was DUSTY. What the ever loving FUCK. I just burped dust! I hate Keflex and its generic.

Current Mood: disgusted

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Yes, thank you. I'm aware that the green phallic vegetables at work are cucumbers. However, you picked the only three in the store that don't have stickers for the PLU codes. So, when I'm looking at the chart, you do not need to tell me "Those are cucumbers." I'm not matching, finding the picture and then finding out what it's called, I'm looking for a number. Thanks though.

Also, no, I can't sell you alcohol. Yup, I'm underage, and as much as I'd love to, I can't get my TAM card. I really am sorry, and I know, it isn't fun waiting for the manager. But really, using every cussword in the book, hollering so loud everyone in five lanes can hear you, and calling us a bunch of incompetent assholes and threatening to never come back isn't making the manager come any faster.

Got me a job at Walmart. My hours are crazy, I'm working mostly 2nd shift, but like, today, I'm working 12-9, and tomorrow I'm working 8 to 5. Buh? I'll get like 5 hours of sleep. But I'm making 7.70 an hour. This is neat. BUT! After 7, you get paid an extra dollar an hour, and on Sundays, you get another extra dollar an hour (so, 8.70 an hour) This is very cool.

But my sponsor (trainer) was right on my ass all day, and I was getting claustrophobic. So, I hit enter instead of cash for like the 20th time and she chewed me out and I had this total breakdown.

My uniform is great, though. I think this job will be keepable, once I have my register to myself.

Dammit, no. I don't "need to get laid" I don't need a boyfriend. I don't need to go to singles ward, and no, I don't need you to hook me up with a friend of your friend. Dammit. I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK.

Current Mood: pissed off

:( They've started playing "Bubbly" or whatever the fuck that song is that goes "ohhmm, wherever you go, wherever you go, wherever you go, lalala ohmmm" on CMT.

OH! Check out my 101 Things to do in 1001 days list. steph1011001

LOL. http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/pet/512644502.html



(It's a cute pink dog carrier)
i got this for a present, but my chihuahua thinks he's a human he doesn't want to be on the carrier, anyway if you are interested let me know, it's a real and it costs around 200 bucks.

Stupid dogs, thinking they're humans dogs. How dare they!

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LOL
WTF!

Christian tracts that explain dinosaurs and "the Gays", respectively.

Oi. I am more addicted to Furry Paws than to Neopets. OMG it's so much fun.

That's me.

I spent $70.29 to find out Kiona officially has a dry nose. :P Er, sorry. It's nasal hyperkeratosis.

They upped the price of exams from 24.00 to 33.00, and I bought medicated shampoo (Sebolux) and fish oil capsules, and he wants me to feed the best food I can afford. Which I already am. But he says I should switch to Science Diet, Iams, ProPlan or Eukanuba. Which are all more expensive, and my food's better. I told him that when I come back, I want to feed raw, and he said "No, if you want to do raw, feed Solid Gold" "Doc," I says. "Raw is perfect, and it's cheaper than Solid Gold" "Well anything's better than Kirkland. I really like Science Diet Adult"

( Lets compare ingredients, shall we? )

If this regime (the new diet, the fish oil and the shampoo) don't work, he wants to do a full thyroid panel, an autoimmune panel, skin scrape tests, & some other panel. And he told me I need to get her eyelid mass taken off some day, because it's scraping her eye and some day it'll scrape it the wrong way.
( Bitch is lucky she's got this face )

This makes me so sad.

Looking through CF (so bored right now) I was reminded of one of my favorite jokes.

So this guy walks into a bar, and this woman walks up to him. She is absolutely SMASHED. She goes "Oh, baby. I want to have your kids!"

The guy says "Sweet! There's two of them, they're in the car. Take 'em now or when you leave, doesn't matter, they're pretty tired so they're sleeping right now. Sally is allergic to peanuts and Mike is lactose intolerant. Ummm.... yeah! Thanks! Phew! What a relief!"

LMAO. Jerry Springer. The show is about tall people in love with little people. A bigger, not fat, but not teeny, stands up.

Girl in audience: This question is for the life sized Barbie... why are you so attracted to the lollipop clan?
Girl on stage: Same reason you're so attracted to Twinkies.

Lol.

HAHA! I am serenading Keeker and singing "Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeekerleeeeeeeek, Keeeeeeeeeekerrleeeeeek, etc" sort of to the Star Wars theme, and she's looking at me as if to say "Have you legally gone mad?"

Her nose is so dry, poor bebeh :( I had a dream I was petting her muzzle and her nose fell off.

My mum just said to my dad "Hon you need to come outside" and she sounded way pissed and they've been fighting a lot lately. Eeep. :(

Need to charge my camera.

Oh, and the weather was amazing today. Overcast the whole time, and I think it only hit 70 or so.

We got a new kitten, and he's brought evil into the house. My mom's sick, my sister's being a total bitch, and Kiona's been terrified.

He's an adorable little bugger, though.

Camping pictures ( behind the cut! )