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Jan. 1st, 2008 09:44 am

:( They've started playing "Bubbly" or whatever the fuck that song is that goes "ohhmm, wherever you go, wherever you go, wherever you go, lalala ohmmm" on CMT.

OH! Check out my 101 Things to do in 1001 days list. steph1011001

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Dec. 18th, 2007 08:20 am

LOL. http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/pet/512644502.html

(It's a cute pink dog carrier)
i got this for a present, but my chihuahua thinks he's a human he doesn't want to be on the carrier, anyway if you are interested let me know, it's a real and it costs around 200 bucks.

Stupid dogs, thinking they're humans dogs. How dare they!

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Nov. 19th, 2007 08:23 pm



Christian tracts that explain dinosaurs and "the Gays", respectively.

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Nov. 12th, 2007 10:57 pm

Oi. I am more addicted to Furry Paws than to Neopets. OMG it's so much fun.

That's me.

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Sep. 26th, 2007 09:07 am

I spent $70.29 to find out Kiona officially has a dry nose. :P Er, sorry. It's nasal hyperkeratosis.

They upped the price of exams from 24.00 to 33.00, and I bought medicated shampoo (Sebolux) and fish oil capsules, and he wants me to feed the best food I can afford. Which I already am. But he says I should switch to Science Diet, Iams, ProPlan or Eukanuba. Which are all more expensive, and my food's better. I told him that when I come back, I want to feed raw, and he said "No, if you want to do raw, feed Solid Gold" "Doc," I says. "Raw is perfect, and it's cheaper than Solid Gold" "Well anything's better than Kirkland. I really like Science Diet Adult"

Lets compare ingredients, shall we?Collapse )

If this regime (the new diet, the fish oil and the shampoo) don't work, he wants to do a full thyroid panel, an autoimmune panel, skin scrape tests, & some other panel. And he told me I need to get her eyelid mass taken off some day, because it's scraping her eye and some day it'll scrape it the wrong way.
Bitch is lucky she's got this faceCollapse )

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Sep. 23rd, 2007 05:15 pm :(

This makes me so sad.

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Sep. 21st, 2007 09:58 pm

Looking through CF (so bored right now) I was reminded of one of my favorite jokes.

So this guy walks into a bar, and this woman walks up to him. She is absolutely SMASHED. She goes "Oh, baby. I want to have your kids!"

The guy says "Sweet! There's two of them, they're in the car. Take 'em now or when you leave, doesn't matter, they're pretty tired so they're sleeping right now. Sally is allergic to peanuts and Mike is lactose intolerant. Ummm.... yeah! Thanks! Phew! What a relief!"

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Sep. 21st, 2007 10:53 am

LMAO. Jerry Springer. The show is about tall people in love with little people. A bigger, not fat, but not teeny, stands up.

Girl in audience: This question is for the life sized Barbie... why are you so attracted to the lollipop clan?
Girl on stage: Same reason you're so attracted to Twinkies.


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Sep. 20th, 2007 08:06 pm

HAHA! I am serenading Keeker and singing "Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeekerleeeeeeeek, Keeeeeeeeeekerrleeeeeek, etc" sort of to the Star Wars theme, and she's looking at me as if to say "Have you legally gone mad?"

Her nose is so dry, poor bebeh :( I had a dream I was petting her muzzle and her nose fell off.

My mum just said to my dad "Hon you need to come outside" and she sounded way pissed and they've been fighting a lot lately. Eeep. :(

Need to charge my camera.

Oh, and the weather was amazing today. Overcast the whole time, and I think it only hit 70 or so.

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Sep. 19th, 2007 05:42 pm asdfjir7ffyit

We got a new kitten, and he's brought evil into the house. My mom's sick, my sister's being a total bitch, and Kiona's been terrified.

He's an adorable little bugger, though.

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